Alex: We should open our own opium den. All we would need is some opium and some pillows.
Me: I feel like that would definitely be against health and safety regulations.
Alex: What, the opium or the pillows?
Alex:I'm just going to start substituting Aaron Neville for every word I say. "Good Aaron Neville, how are you?" "Well, I'm Aaron Neville."
Emily: I have to go brush my Aaron Nevilles now. The Aaron Neville is ringing! Answer it!
Alex: Dammit, I have to go to Aaron Neville now!
Emily: Oh my God, so yesterday I was sitting in Aaron Neville, and then Aaron Neville was like, "HEY! Aaron Neville!"
Alex: OK, seriously, please never say you are sitting in Aaron Neville again.
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You would need a hookah for your den of sin too. Err, I mean you would need an Aaron Neville?
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