I’ve been wearing headbands nonstop for the past couple of days (Ali and Kate: mostly the bird headband) and have since noticed indentations forming behind my ears. I’ve had the headband off for about three hours and they haven’t gone away. From this experience, I’ve concluded that my head is made of clay, and I am therefore going to pursue a sculpting career. Of my head. I could make some really fun shapes…
I’ve also recently realized that I, regrettably, do not like to be hugged. This is extremely disappointing considering the various effects certain hug-averse people have had on Artichoke Land. I’m pretty sure that this particular distaste classifies me as
A. A coldhearted bitch
B. Somewhere on the autistic spectrum
...But I will try to work on it.
6 comments:
I hate it when I don't get references. I guess this is payback for the years of As The Artichoke Turns...
head artichoke, she is referring to the person who now sits at your desk
Ryan? Or you mean who took my job and got paid more for it?
H.A, I have a really hard time believing that you don't know who I'm talking about.
She's a Gold...
I gotcha. I didn't get the autistic reference I guess.
Believe it or not, we actually don't have too many autistic people working at camp...
..or do we?
I'm going to go hug someone now.
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