It has been concluded that Alex could never be "my kind of lover" (Billy Squier) because she is not a male hockey-playing Elvis-1962-look-alike on a crotch rocket.
Someone else who is NOT a hockey-playing Elvis-1962 look-alike on a crotch rocket is the creepster kid from my middle school bus stop, who has since stalked me down (props Facebook! lolz) and has informed me via IM that "u would prolly date me now". Thank you, sketchy boy who lives up the street, for enlightening about who I would "prolly" date.
Why are people ridiculous?
1 comment:
LOL!
That's way too funny. Men are so stupid.
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