I think I've already titled a post "ANNOUNCEMENTS ANNOUNCEMENTS ANNOUNCEMENTS". My apologies for being un-original. Without further ado, the ANNOUNCEMENTS:
- Camp is now officially over for me. I gloriously worked this week not as the pill lady, but as a lifeguard. I had the Blob invaded by Asians, rescued two morbidly obese kayakers and drove the rescue boat with the wind in my golden hair (where have we seen that before?). I also witnessed two 14-year-old Flint gangsters cling to each other and cry like babies after falling off the tube, which was priceless.
- Wait, what's that job that I DON'T do anymore? OH YEAH, Pill Lady. Put on your own Band Aids and count out your own 1 1/2 Trileptal, bitches.
- Speaking of Trileptal, I've learned a lot about mood-stabilizing drugs this summer. If you're ever feeling a special kind of ADHD someday, come see me and I'll sort you out.
- Ali and Kate: Mom moved out. I have a new house. Divorce is on the horizon. Rejoice! Which leads me to
- ...all this moving business has reminded me that A. I live in four different places, have no home and am basically a nomad and B. I have so much random shit it's not even funny. What use did I have at 11 for a sparkly necklace that says "foxy"? Or 10 bendy monkeys? I am ridiculous.
- I ate too much Lebanese food.
- I ate too much food in general. I've been living on cereal and yellow cake with chocolate frosting from the staff kitchen for four weeks now, and it's starting to catch up with me. Internet Land may soon have to contend with fat, curmudgeonly MLA posts in the near future.
- People still can't drive.
- EVERYONE HATES CAMP NOW! Not worth explaining in a Blog post.
- I move back to A-Town tomorrow.
THAT'S ALL!!!!!!!!THANKS
I am become Death
14 years ago
3 comments:
We can't wait
Hate is a strong word.
if hate is a strong word, i'll go with "infuriates me to the core of my being and puts a physical pain in my gut."
luckily, this summer didn't tarnish last summer for me.
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