Howdy

Hello.

I'm trying to think of a way to start this update.

Being overwhelmed by grammatically incorrect handouts during staff training has affected my ability to write with precision.

And so, bullets.

• New people significantly less enthusiastic and funny than last year
• I'm jaded
• There's a Swede
• Health Officers get to do whenever they want
• Everything seems much less organized, probably because I'm actually part of the planning this year and realize that things aren't organized
• People who work on dairy farms are flaky
• Camp's got an ice rink now, which gives me official licence to come back in the winter and kick people's asses at pond hockey
• Girl Scouts like to talk about simple machines
• Things that are back: stuffed crust pizza, Redwoods, fanny packs, the Blob
• We were specifically ordered not to eat any glucose tabs this year. Bitch, please
  
• A hammock sounds nice
• We have a cabin called "Pony." Really?