Monday, April 09, 2007

TODAY! TODAY! TODAY!

- Idiomatic expression du jour: You're a day late and a dollar short.

- You know you've gone too far with the abbreviations when you shorten croutons to "'tons".

- Plan du jour: Get the Roloff family (you know, from Little People, Big World) to adopt me. I know I'm a little old to be adopted, but if that doesn't work out I'll just set my sights on Jeremy. I mean, he's 15 - only a 4 year difference! I just want to be in that family, they are so cool.

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