ALERT!

This just in: Girls Who Dress Exactly Alike are no longer, uh, dressing exactly alike. Apparently there's been some tiff over a boy. I even saw one of them eating with somebody else today! And, AND - wait for it - she was wearing a red hat and jeans, and the other girl was not.

The campus is just abuzz with gossip. The apocalypse may be imminent.

I love that my college is like high school.