Your Hair is Everywhere, Screaming Infidelities

There are few things more disgusting than eating hair.

Also, it is Friday. Sing for joy.

This morning I tried on Sparticus' (Sparticus's?) bow tie and found it to be very uncomfortable. I don't understand the concept of any tie at all. Whose bright idea was it to knot a piece of fabric tightly around the neck and call it attractive? Reminds me of high heels, stupid things.