Whenever I get out of the shower I experience a fleeting moment of overwhelming sadness for no reason at all. It's been happening for as long as I can remember and is probably my most bizarre trait. It doesn't matter where I am or what mood I'm in, as soon as my feet hit the bathmat I feel this nostalgic, aching sadness for about 0.2 seconds. Then it goes away. Also, sometimes my right eye twitches when I'm showering.
After sitting here for half an hour with a twitching left eye, I've finally realized how strange these events truly are. What is wrong with me?!
Can anyone explain this phenomenon? Maybe I just should not bathe anymore. Then I'd avoid it.
I am become Death
14 years ago
1 comment:
i will not stand very close to you if you bathe anymore. this could jeopardize our friendship. and i normally smell like horse.
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