Haiku of the Moment

Ice
If you chew on ice
You will be very happy
But your teeth will die

Ode to Mechanical Pencils
My opinion is
Mechanical pencils rule
Never sharpen them

Goats
There are goats that faint
They will fall over when freaked
They really wig out

Bridging the Gap
Straws, stirrers, and tape
A kid will build a mighty "bridge"
One named theirs Bridget

Cheap Cigars
Black and Mild Wine
Drink and smoke at the same time
Let's call it CDOS

Haiku Haiku
Haiku are so fun
You can write them anytime
Even about goats