Stuff Du Jour

1. I realized today that I've come down with a nasty case of malapropism. I'm just going to stick to words I know from now on, and lay off the thesaurus a bit. I wouldn't want to come off sounding like the Copneconic brochure.

2. Has anyone ever had black eyed peas? What do they taste like?

3. I'd like to thank the Academy...