Dating an Adventurer:
You: Hey, I called you earlier. A couple times.
Adventurer: What?
You: I called you at like 6 to see what you were doing tonight. And then again at like 8. Where were you?
Adventurer: Can you give me a piggyback ride?
You: Um, so you don't call me back and now you want a piggyback ride?
Adventurer: Yes.
You: No! You obviously don't want to spend time with me, asshole.
Adventurer: Aaaaaaawwww, you said the a-word! Where were you? I'm hungry.
You: Ugh! You are so immature! What is wrong with you?! Did you even read the note I left? I was at work. You know, that thing normal, non-lazy people do all day.
Adventurer: I can't read. Wanna play?
You: Excuse me? Hell no! Look at you! What is on your face?! What is that? Seriously! I'm glad you spent so much time on making yourself look presentable. You disgust me.
Adventurer: (starts crying)
You: You know what? Whatever. I don't care anymore. (leaves)
I am become Death
14 years ago
6 comments:
you are the most ridiculous person i know
You worry me sometimes.
It sounded funny in my head...
you forgot to add james' name and liking to sleep with adventurers. just sayin'
And, I'm not talking to you anymore. Starting.......Now!
My favorite part of all of that was when Kessel referred to the adventurer as "it."
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