Being in the womb wouldn't be half bad. A bit damp I reckon, but generally pretty nice. It would be so warm and cozy. You could have breakfast in bed every day; and lunch and dinner. Also, it would grand to be naked all the time without being self-conscious. Sitting on my ass for 6 weeks has led me to this declaration. I wouldn't mind spending time in a uterus again. Hopefully I would be allowed to wear my green scarf though, because I just wouldn't feel cozy without it. I don't care if I would look stupid naked with a scarf. In amniotic fluid.
With that being said, it's a good thing we don't remember being born, because it'd be positively terrifying.
I am become Death
13 years ago
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