I am unquestionably not excited about returning to school. I've been on break for five weeks and I don't miss Albion in the slightest. I am the laziest, most pathetic person on the face of the planet and I don't give a what. I stay in bed every day until one. The rest of it is devoted to eating chocolate, reading trashy literature and checking the blogs and Facebook compulsively. My wardrobe has consisted of Vicky's Pink pajamas, my green scarf, assorted sweatshirts and my slippers. I am so disgustingly dilatory that, in fact, a few days ago I watched QVC for about an hour because getting up to look for the remote was too physically taxing.
I fear I may develop bedsores. I would somehow be OK with this. They can't be that bad, right? I mean, I would make them look good.
I could work bedsores.
I am become Death
13 years ago
4 comments:
My behavior rivals yours. At least you get out of bed to watch TV. Today was the first time I turned it on all break. I am too lazy to walk down the stairs. I stay under that heated blanket all day every day. Today I didn't even eat because I was too lazy to make food.
We are pathetic human beings.
But at least we good at something!
Gah, I cannot believe that you are still at home! I did enjoy the waltzing matilda entry with alec. I attempted to explain to one of my roommates why this is funny, she did not get it. I then read the tard blog and laughed for a long time. Thank you for filling up my once deemed "nap time" with laughter.
Oh, by the way that was me (christina)
hahahahhahahahaha you kill me
haha
xokate
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