"Hey, I'm the U.S. I am 14 years old and I am quintessentially adolescent. I am infantile compared to every other civilization in the world. I want a lot of stuff. I don't know how to take care of myself. I don't know how to take care of other people. I don't know what to do with unborn babies or TV or people who look different or poor people or kids or the Bible or the environment or the Koran or money. I don't know what's right or what's wrong. I don't even know what color I am or what language I'm supposed to speak. I don't know where I'm going, or where there is to go. Nobody understands me! I just want other people to see my point of view! I don't understand why everybody has to hate me! Why won't they just listen?! I'm so fat, ugh."
- The United States of America
I am become Death
13 years ago
5 comments:
Did you write this????
Yup. I was driving in my freezing cold German car (her heat decided not to work today) when I realized that I live in a very, very young country.
That was brilliant. Truly.
emily
this is nuts
in high school history my friend aaron and i made up this joke about "baby america"
it is this same idea that you have here.
in class discussion we would represent america and we would stomp our feet and sigh and call other countries (like britain) stupid
hilarious
xoxokate
AH! That's awesome! Isn't it so true?!
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