Ouch

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts (they're lovely!)
There they are all standing in a row (one, two, three, four!)
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head (and bigger!)
Give a twist, a flick of the wrist
That's what the showman said
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich
There stands me wife, the idol of me life
Singing roll a bowl a ball a penny a pitch



I think I have a hangover today from eating a bit of rotten coconut last night.

This is why we should not allow exotic fruits at camp.