Tic tac toe, three in a row
Barney got shot by a GI Joe
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said
Whoop Barney's dead
Whoop Barney's dead
Joy to the world, Barney's dead
We barbecued his head!
But what about the body?
We flushed it down the potty
And round and round it goes
And round and round it goes
And round and round and round it goes
Poor Barney. Such a nice guy, yet so vehemently hated in elementary school.
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Haha this is an old post...
I learned the first song in the 2nd grade by this older kid who made it up. (Yes, the kid who made it up.)
It really goes:
Tic tac toe, three in a row
Barney got shot by a GI Joe
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said
Oops, Barney's dead
He got shot, in the head
where did his body go
UP YOUR BOOTY HOLE
And then they started adding more stuff like
that was so gay, you could eat hay
that was so fruity you could eat booty
lmao
And the 2nd one I heard but only as a teachers version..
Joy to the world, the teacher's dead
we barbequed his head!
What happened to the body
we flushed it down the potty
and round and round it goes
and round and round it goes
ohh yeah dont forget:
joy to the world
barneys dead!
we barbequed his head.
but what about the body?
we flushed it down the potty
and round and round it goes
and round and round it goes
and round and round barney goes.
now he's in the sewer
covered in manuer!
excuse my spelling mistakes hahah.
I hate you, you hate me
We chase barney up a tree
with a bebe gun we shot him in the head
sorry kids but Barneys dead...
Joy to the world, Barneys dead
we barbecued.. his head!
What happened to his body?
we flushed it down the potty!
what happened to his brain?
we flushed it down a drain!
Round and round it goes!
Round and round it goes! THESE ARE THE ONES I LEARNED!!!!! ENJOY
I hate you, you hate me
Let's chase Barney up a tree
With a knife in his back and a busted head
Aren't you glad that Barney's dead?
Such lovely kids we were.
Brings back great memories! Here's my failed attempt at coming up with my own version in like 4th grade...
I hate Barney, you do too.
Let's cut his butt off so he can't go poo.
Thks is the newest version from 2012
I hate you
you hate me
lets get together and kill barney
with a pistol gun and a 2 by 4.
Bye bye purple dinosaur!!
I love the one Bailey Ceravolo
said but I know one too.
I hate you, you hate me
let's chase barney up a
tree with a bebe gun shoot
him in the head now that
purple freak is dead
joy to the world he is dead
we barbecued his head!
don't worry about the
body we flushed it down the
potty, round and round it
goes! Round and round it
goes! Round and round I t
goes!
I like You
You like me,
let's team up and kill barney
with a shotgun BANG BANG
We'll blow 'em out the door
no more purple dinosaur!
I made one up as a kid:
Jingle Bells
Barney Smells
Lets chop off his head
We'll put it in the blender
Then we'll jump on his death bed!
Tick tack toe
three in a row
barney got shot by a GI JOE
barney called the doctor and the doctor said
whoop barneys dead shot in the head
That is the version i heard
I remember this:
I love you, you love me
Let's get together to kill Barney
With a big shot gun and a 2x4
Oopsie no more dinosouar
And another one was
Joy to the world that Barney is dead
We barbecued his head!
Don't worry 'bout the body
We flushed it down the potty
And down and down it went x2
And dooooooowwwwnnn and down it went!
That was from like 1st grade I think it's been a long time since I hears them lol
A B C D E F G
Lets get together and kill barney
Stick a shut gun up his butt
Pull the trigger there he blows
A B C D E F G
No more purple dinosaur
I hate you
you hate me
lets team up and kill barney
with a baseball bat
and a 2 by 4
no more purple dinosaur
I hate you you hate me let's get together and kill barney with a 6 by 4 nock em to the floor not more purple dinosaur.
No more
I hate you, You hate me
Let's get together and kill Barney.
With one shot, two shot, three shot, four
No more purple dinosaur
ABCDs, 123s
Barney is my enemy,
Stick a rifle up his nose
pull the trigger
And he goes...
Kaboom
Doubt that's true
The versions we learned as kids:
I HATE YOU, YOU HATE ME, WE CHASED BARNEY UP A TREE, WITH A BASEBALL BAD WE HIT HIM ON THE HEAD, AREN'T YOU GLAD THAT BARNEYS DEAD
TIC TAC TOE 3 IN A ROW BARNEY FOR SHOT BY A GI JOE MAMA CALLED THE DOCTOR AND THE DOCTOR SAID WHOOP BARNYS DEAD CUT OFF HIS HEAD FLUSHED IT DOEN THE TOILET HOPE HE REALLY ENJOYED IT
Elida we remember you carried him. Hello AM-ERICA Adolfito Spirit hello THIS JESUS CHRIST SPIRIT AROUND IT GOES
I hate u
U hate me
Let's get together and exposed Barney
There's a hoe in his bed
And a dildo underneath
No more job for Barney
Wow kk wow
Its not a barney song, but this reminded me of a parody song my cousin taught me.
"This land is my land, this land aint your land.
I got a shotgun, you ain't got one.
I'll blow your head off, if you don't get off.
This land was made for me not you."
I learned this version BEFORE the original. Which was rather awkward when I had to relearn it for one of our concerts later on in elementary school.
Tic tac toe
Three in a row,
Barney got shot by a G I Joe
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said
Whoop barney's dead
Laying in bed
Playing dr dread
With no head
Joy to the world
Barney's dead
We barbequed his head
What about the body?
We flushed it down the potty
Round and round it goes
Round and round it goes
Aaaaarooound round and around it goes!
Childhood memories are lovely aren't they?
this is the one I know
I hate you you hate me lets team up and kill barney with a baseball bat and a 2 by 4 together no more purple dinosaur
I hate you, you hate me, Barney gave me hiv. Not with a needle, not with a cut, he just stuck it up my butt. Sang that all the time as a 7 year old girl.
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